Greed is one hell of a drug.

Those are the urban pigs.

I wouldn’t say it’s by design, but a convenient coincidence or side effect.

should have been removed kirked already

The trillion-dollar company welfare program.

Not this. :)

And the bitterness?

I don’t support what the big corpos are doing, but you’re straight up denying that a hammer is a tool.

Justa Dickhead Vance

Genuine question: how the hell does this keep happening? Don’t they have any quality control, any testing, competent management, quality engineers, years of experience, or anything at all?

Time to get their money’s worth (?)

Oh, I have somany of these! Like, alot.

You do not need to bless people when they sneeze, ever. That’s all, thank you.

A loving relationship. 🥲

I know a way you can stop seeing ads altogether!

*Pulls out fork*

Are you crazy? Who will shoot the guns then??

Ok, but who’s gonna play golf and cheat on their wife at Coldplay concerts??

Ask the republicans and centrists.

Stick the other end in someone’s butthole and, boom, you got the e-human centipede!

Nobody, I don’t see the point.

I only ask it complex questions that I know need quite a bit of searching, and take the reply with a grain of salt. It usually gets me in the ballpark but it’s not uncommon that I find an even better answer by myself.