What? Cherry tomatoes are good

Of course

Nah, not handling gluten is your body’s way of saying you shouldn’t exist.

Don’t worry. They’re working on that. I have to start going back to the office 3 days a week :(

It is ridiculously difficult to find stuff that isn’t trash. I have the money to spend on better quality stuff, but for some things it is just hard to find stuff that is made to last.

Now if we are talking about washing machines or dishwashers…

They need another lesson in pulling themselves up!

Well look at mister big dick over here…

Nah that’s what the American people get. Repeatably and vigorously every day

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What are you talking about? He’s comedy gold!

I would like an electric car next, but I live in an apartment where I couldn’t charge it.

Should have of?

Holy overreaction batman! PSA: don’t be a dick.