The best way to show up on their Island and fully integrate is to be left there as a newborn baby, as long as baby has the same skin color as the indigenous people. And hope they decide to take care of the baby & keep it instead of murdering it.

No one else would have a chance.

I’m sorry if your friends hurt you. Me too. That’s why I prefer to have conversations with anonymous strangers. I’m done with real people.

Is anybody truly “normal?” Whenever I pick up my phone to waste time, I bounce between:

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YouTube

Email

Excel spreadsheets

Amazon shopping app

VA app for appointment reminders, medical records, messaging with my doctors

Drugs cost money and make people addicted and act like idiots and ruin lives. Why would any intelligent person do that to themselves? Addiction runs in my family and it killed my dad & grandpa & cousin. No. I will not try drugs.

Laying in bed until I get bed sores & muscle spasms & generally forget how to walk.

I left my comment up top, updated the body text. Don’t feel like responding to everyone individually because it’s overwhelming & personal.

There are lemmy communities for this topic! Let’s use them!

!glp_weight_loss@lemmy.sdf.org

!zepbound@lemmy.world

That device actually exacerbates low back pain because it causes you to arch your back & scream.

Can we speed run Trump’s bedroom while he’s vulnerably asleep?

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Fraggle Rock

Care Bears

Rainbow Brite

Ah, you’re likening this videogame-playing monk to those guys? Then clearly something ain’t right here.

I thought Buddhist monks have made a vow to live a life of nothingness with no technology and no outside influences. How did he get access to screens and technology? Wouldn’t he be exiled from the monastery for bringing in such things?

People ask me that sometimes. Because I have a unique look that people can’t quite pinpoint. They think Italy or Greece or Latina or one person thought I was Chinese 🙄

But I’m 50% German, 25% Irish, 12.5% Spain, and 12.5% Navajo.

The Navajo olive complexion is strong, with a German big nose, and fiery Irish personality & stoic pragmatic blunt German demeanor.

I ain’t missing you at all

You just bought it? Well I’ve got news for you. It’s going to start nagging you about ink cartridges in a couple months. Yes even laser printers do this. I thought just like you when I bought a laser printer that I had escaped the ink cartridge nightmare. Nope.

I sure hope his surviving loved ones earn a million royalty dollars every time he is memed.

Are people still out there buying new ink cartridges every time they need to print something? I was sick of that s*** in 2019 and returned my printer to Costco and I’m never buying another printer again.

And if that scam will never go away, I just want to know who is on the earning end of that scam, and how can I become that person.

They were required to get that haircut, then 3 years later they were forbidden from getting that haircut?