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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • You have completely lost the plot here.

    They may have thought they were voting for something other than this shit show but it was extremely obvious that nothing good could come from voting for Trump if you aren’t one of his friends.

    This IS what people voted for, because they voted for this sack of shit and the project 2025 was written out well ahead of the elections.

    They were lied to about many things, but they still voted for a lying liar and fucking should have known better.

    This is everyone’s fault who voted for this orange shit sack








  • Oh you feed them you feed them the off menu special.

    That actually reminds me of a story.

    So in 2002 I worked at a place where the old owner still owned the property and he would come by to collect his rent cheques. German fellow, old guy.

    He told a story once about growing up in Nazi Germany, he was very young at the time but old enough to remember it things.

    In the town he grew up in, it was a small town, turns out one day the local butcher and his wife had the SS show up and take them off to be executed.

    What they found it was Gestapo officers kept going missing in the area and everyone thought that they were taken to be questioned. No no it turned out that the old couple, who’s children had long left the town and had lived elsewhere, were snatching Gestapo officers and then butchering them and selling them by turning them into sausages.

    He said the sausages tasted completely normal and everyone was quite surprised how good the sausages were given the fact they they were all eating human sausage











  • Hahaha my story is similar but not nearly as fun.

    I went for a walk, back in those days “go outside and play” meant I don’t want to see you until the sun goes down, so I walked to strip mall where the video rental store we went to at the time was, as well as a few other places and a safeway we shopped at.

    I was however old you would be between grade 2 and 5, and started playing with a phone. And kind yourself I thought you had to put money in it for it to work. I knew how to read and PAYphone seemed pretty self explanatory so I started pressing buttons pretending to call people. Well I had learned about 9-1-1 recently so I pressed those numbers and kept playing around. Well I didn’t have the headset near me but I did realize afterwards i did hear a voice though not what they were saying.

    It wasn’t until I heard the sirens that i clued into why I was hearing them. I definately ran away thinking the cops were looking for me, so I ran into the bush where I knew some places to hide because of course the cops knew who I was and that it was me who used the phone without paying and they were looking for me to be arrested and that I was gonna go to jail forever if they caught me. They didn’t because I was so good at hiding if course