See also: John Oliver’s take from 6 years ago

https://youtu.be/GvtNyOzGogc?si=YHabkkb1NZ8aGROS

Fighter pilot reflexes

Agreed. See also: Benghazi, Hunter Biden, etc.

We have a bad habit of gliding down the slippery slope.

We tried that once. It didn’t go so well.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCarthyism

Not that it really matters, but the commercial is for Old El Paso.

Powell has the power to push exactly one button.

#RED ALARM!!!

Take it up with Tennessee Williams.

America has only three cities: New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. Everywhere else is Cleveland.

They can legally seize them with a warrant. But that usually only happens if the target might attempt to destroy evidence or otherwise not cooperate.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/feds-raided-rudy-giulianis-home-office-2021-ukraine-105797337

They can also legally compel the target during execution of said warrant to provide their biometrics (but not their passcode) to unlock the devices.

https://wustllawreview.org/2023/02/22/actions-speak-louder-than-words-compelled-biometric-decryption-is-a-testimonial-act/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biology_and_political_orientation

Marsha Marsha Marsha?

My nose?

But wait, there’s more!

One Scaramucci equals 10 days

He’s a bit busy.

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