You think that’s bad, here’s something to consider… The vast majority of them died within 24 hours of ingesting dihydrogen monoxide!

Not a lie. An oversimplification, perhaps, but that is entirely besides the point.

I honestly have no idea what numerals Arabic people use. But as I said, I’ve known that the numerals we use are called Arabic numerals since at least 8th grade.

It’s not that confusing for anybody that paid the least bit of attention in school. I didn’t know all the nuances of it, but I was well aware that English (as well as most other Western languages) uses the Latin alphabet and Arabic numerals since like 8th grade.

Seriously, the whole bit is just showing how ignorant these people are and how easy it is to frighten them. Like the “ban dihydrogen monoxide” petitions, but for racist chucklefucks.

You asked…

Mamdani beat Cuomo for the Democratic nomination, but because of the way New York elections work, Cuomo was able to keep running as the candidate of another party, which he founded specifically for this election.

Lesson for the day:

More money != Better than

It’s actually a test for dementia patients, to gauge how severe their disease is. That he’s being asked to take it at all is… not good.

Though I’m not really sure if I would prefer him lucid or impaired. It’s not like he was a good person when he was in full command of his faculties.

My wife and I have a bottle of champagne that was a wedding gift. The day it happens is the day we uncork the bottle.

Now he just needs to apologize for playing an event at Trump’s inauguration.

She swallowed the frogs to catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.

Ew

Yeah, the Saudi Arabian government don’t really care if you talk shit about Americans. It’s when you talk shit about them that the saws come out.

Which just goes to show what these “free speech champions” and “brave truth tellers” are really about. They don’t actually care about speaking truth to power, just airing their own grievances.

This is Saudi Arabia we’re talking about. If you think that’s a place where you can “speak free”, you’re an idiot or a fascist (probably both). These people are comparing people calling them an asshole on Twitter to a regime that literally murders people that say things they don’t like (RIP Jamal Khashoggi).

Fuck, every one of these comedians literally got a list of things they couldn’t talk about in their big money contracts. One of them got fired before the show because he mentioned Saudi Arabia’s slavery on a podcast (in the context of, they’re paying him enough to ignore it).

I’ll say it again; if it’s so free there, let’s see one of these comedians drop a bonesaw joke.

I mean, not really. If he really thinks it’s easier to talk there than here, he should make a bonesaw joke on stage in Riyadh.

Maxwell’s 2 bedroom apartment he shares with 4 roommates

Maxwell Parents’ Basement

In other words, there is no justice. There’s just us.

It’s up to us to make justice a real thing, because there are no cosmic forces that will do it for us.

Dude, nothing’s creepier than people who are eager to argue about the exact definition of pedophile.