One time at the gas station I saw graffiti that said ‘Misty Rain is a slut’ and all I could think was … what did her parents expect with the name like that

Dave

100% real bro

https://youtu.be/Z3Pb3EJY5Qg

For some reason this Shania Twain video is her on a future motorcycle running to herself from an evil iron giant

6 months from now it will be illegal to report crashes involving these cars.

Downvoted

Yep. Didn’t work out that way though just like it didn’t work out that way here

That would be nice but, no, it’s the agree/disagree button just like Reddit. There is honestly very little difference between Lemmy and reddit. Mostly just the numbers.

This is the future.

THE INSIDE OF MY NOSE IS ITCHY

Girlfriends have naked bubble make out pillow fights. Guys do not.

Because if it wasn’t random it would be that other number

I hit a random number of minutes then pull it based on the sound

Our shit sucks. Buy more lol

Do it pussy

Dumb fucks.

You people are the sewer mutants of the internet

We now side with cancer.

-Official statement

Best I can do is help them

-Trump

Two people who were… Large. They ordered quite a bit of food. When they pulled up to the window they had an entire goddamn sheet cake in between them on the seat and they were going to town on it.