Currently down a new a rabbit hole. Thank you.

Why, that’s the Dodecaholedron.

Dash is a crypto, yeah. How to add coins and the supported currencies are here, along with anything else you need to know:

https://metamask.io/en-GB/faqs

That’s because there is no country that’s been governed by a single ideology for very long. Even in the last hundred years in America, each of the many parts of government have aligned with different policies as politicians fought for the reigns. It’s not a simple dichotomy.

You asked a question you don’t understand.

In this context? Cocaine.

Today, the government has banned all organized religion in order to curtail the fomenting of radical ideas in the isolation of cults throughout the country.

Feel free to calmly and scientifically, of your own free will, help us usher in a new era of rationlism and skeptical inquiry.

To this end, all entities receiving government funds will be reviewed for spiritual and dogmatic thinking. School library indexes will be purged of media containing unscientific themes which could lead to disorders of thought, titles include Harry Potter and The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Additionally, the department of rational authority has banned the following archetypes of delusion:

Churches

Ashrams

Corporate wellness retreats

Reiki practices

Yoga studios

And any organization that uses the following words: Self care, hollistic, and manifesting.

This was an interesting perspective on privacy in different cultures. Why was it removed for “bigotry?”

But you don’t know which CRT television.

I keep my valuables in an old CRT television that weighs more than sisyphus’s boulder. No one’s stealing that.

Killing all those kids when their parents didn’t blood-paint their doors should have been a major red flag. We keep him out of schools for a reason.

He lives under capitalism just like the rest of us. How do you think people make money?

Have you read the bible? God is an unhinged maniac. He told people to cut their dick skin off, threatened zombies, OK’d slavery, drowned everyone because they were partying too hard, set everyone on fire because they were partying too hard, told women to obey men, tortured his #1 fan for funzies, called Israel a whore who sold herself to big-dicked Egyptians, non-consentually impregnated some guy’s wife, killed the kid, then brought the kid back to life, made a guy eat bread cooked over burning shit for I think a year? Told Adam and Eve to make incest babies and turned us all into incest babies, made an awesome fruit tree no one’s allowed to touch, let the Jews make soulless clay monsters, gave his angels an extra set of wings just to cover their genitals, which I think means angels can fuck.

So yeah. I’m down with bringing God IRL.

No prob. VPNs shouldn’t affect how you can pay. Canadian banks all support e-transfers so we don’t use a lot of cash apps, I’ve never used paypal.

I was able to use prepaid cards everywhere. They should work just like a Visa or Mastercard.

Metamask is very beginner friendly and no different from setting up an e-mail.

https://metamask.io/en-GB

It’s called a “non-custodial” wallet, you control your funds so you don’t need ID. Custodial wallets are tied to exchanges that hold your funds, even though they belong to you, and all transactions are approved by the exchange. They follow KYC for legal reasons, like a stock exchange, but they’re also a bit safer to use.

Since you’ll be doing peer to peer transactions, remember there are no backsies. Once you send money, it’s gone.

You won’t be able to cash out at registered exchanges, so it’ll be tricky to get IRL money unless you have buyers you trust.

I haven’t used these guys in a while, but they don’t need ID in Canada at least: https://coincards.com/

Be safe out there. Don’t buy shit coins. Sign up for airdrops. Transfer fees go up and down throughout the day, it’s always cheaper to move larger volumes at night in North America.

Trading platforms and exchanges require IDs, you don’t need ID to have a crypto wallet for peer to peer transactions. I have like five.

Then I donno, man. Pull a Ferris Bueller or work for crypto.

It sounds like the root problem is not being able to leave the house.

Do you know anyone who can escort you? Furthermore, “leaving the house while suicidal” isn’t a crime. You’re a legal adult, so unless there are measures in place the cops can’t force you to do anything. Even if they can bring you back, you can probably set some stuff up before they find you.

I almost went the tattoo route when I was younger. I got a lot of information just by going into tattoo shops with my sketchbook and asking if anyone was looking for apprentices.

So you’re in your 20’s, in the states, and have never had a bank account?

I won’t make assumptions about how that happened. I’m Canadian so I don’t know how helpful this will be since our regulations are a bit different, but have you tried just walking into a bank with everything you have and explaining the situation? If they can’t set up an account they should at least be able to point you in the right direction.

In Canada we can get a driver’s learner permit with minimal ID. Birth certificate, SSN and proof of address should be enough. If you can get that you’ll have a government issued photo ID and you’ll be set. Alternatively, we can get a provincial ID with minimum documentation, if you can’t get a driver’s licence. There must be some equivalent in the states.

Another option is to get someone to notorize a document and photo that says you are you. Just call a notary near you and ask how.

Or become the first human-snail hybrid.