Time to rewatch that classic in this day and age.

No lollygaggin’

Jaffa… jokes?

https://xkcd.com/1053/

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,…

Reaper going from door to door meme

Instructions unclear. Oh no.

All I hear is a voice whispering “zombocom”

stiff competition

Inb4 “Your computer does not meet the required system specifications to run Windows, go get a new one” when the old clock app is discontinued and also there can’t be no clock.

This is the Year of Linux on the handheld

Stop calling it age verification

Also it’s the freedom to choose between shampoo from Unilever and also shampoo from Unilever, but yellow.

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

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Anatomically correct heart hand gesture? 🫀