And he died on Earth Day no less. Not a good sign.

Similar to dog racing where they have a rabbit running ahead of them for inspiration, will they have a clam staged at the finish line?

You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

That kid is gonna be punchable real soon if a preventable disease doesn’t do it in.

Weak ass kids just getting weaker. How are they gonna build solid immune systems without the lead, mercury and microplastics

I think the cat is definitely dead

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

Fucking legend

More lobbying money and more ability to insider trade.

/Aitah

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all

WhatsApp, Instagram and other shit though.

Andrew Shultz. Very insightful and culturally savvy comedian.

The rules on the Fediverse are different I thought? No?

Mr. Satans Methpipe sir, with all due devil respect, but you have no idea what I’m doing with these points in the metaverse, where they mean a lot. But thanks for the devilish concern.

Looks like I forgot the /s but yeah, there’s some really shitty stuff on the metaverse but I believe it’s got a future once some things are sorted out. Like the Fediverse.

Hey fuck you man. Alright? Let us have our shitty things without the guilt. /s

Edit: added “/s” at 15 downvotes. Let’s see if we can turn these numbers around. /s

Fuck dem kids, right Florida? Those little fingers are great for picking fruit. /s

Fuck dem kids, right Florida? Those little fingers are great for picking fruit. /s

Harambe fan?