Sigourney Weaver vibes

The mushroom (not that it’d take his weight)

Omfg I read that as fleshlight and was impressed at the follow-up comments continuing the joke

ChatGPT isn’t even the best LLM

Normie here. Which one is?

But he is also the most transparent president in history.

Haha, ok sure Jan

Weyland–Yutani

right propaganda

Well…

Case in point: literally what we’ve just been looking ar

moving is not an option for me at this time or anytime soon.

How come?

Anyone else see an angry face?

😘

I can narrow that down to 1 and 9, because it’s definitely not the month of nontober

No

who cares!

Well, me

I agree with both of you

Actually now I am too. The digits all seem to be normally 5 dots wide.

…I’d hope you’d be just as curious as me as to the mystery digit!

Ah yes, I’d say 2 is the most likely candidate

Edit: I’m on team 3 now thanks to radix’s comment

Song 2.1

Chinese officials vowed to “pursue for life” Cheung and others they accuse of promoting democracy

Oh no, not democracy