I’ve got my first son or daughter on the way, I’m thinking they might be learning Linux as their first OS

“Feel”?! Jesus H Christ.

Do you work in the White House by any chance?

They’re scared because other countries don’t wash them. They don’t realise that this keeps them fresherv for longer without needing to keep them cool.

No wonder things are so bad, we’re in a world filled with the worst souls that just keep coming back again and again.

Is the bridge made of steel?