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Cake day: August 8th, 2025
  • GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•A Man Bought Meta's AI Glasses, and Ended Up Wandering the Desert in Search of AliensEnglish
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    3 days ago

    I am sure there was already something going on, but the sycophantic nature of AI chatbots means they are very effective at preying on mental illness.

    You can see how someone with schizophrenia, OCD, etc. might get into a very unhealthy state with them. Or the lonely people being taken in by creepy “AI girlfriend” apps.

    Again, not that there aren’t undeying issues, but in the race for more AI everything it’s clear that these companies don’t give a shit who gets chewed up and destroyed on the way. And in the US, AI chatbots are now the fastest way someone can feel like they’re being listened to and understood by a therapist. And, given the political situation, I won’t be at all surprised if ChatGPT is approved as a therapist. They’ve already got AI prescription writing in Utah.

  • GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonetoProgrammer Humor@programming.dev•And then everyone stood up and clappedEnglish
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    13 days ago

    Thank you to coming to our annual shareholder meeting. We welcome all human and AI shareholders.

    This year, we’ve seen unprecedented growth in the number of times we’ve said “AI” on stage, largely driven by our investments in AI and our desire to talk about AI.

    In Q3 alone, our CEO said “AI” over 400 times, contributing to explosive stock value growth.

    Our Q4 was looking to be slowed down after our CEO lost his voice, limiting his ability to say “AI” a lot, but thanks to our AI capabilities, we used AI to generate an AI voice and AI video of our CEO saying “AI.” Thanks to AI, we’ve finished the year with a valuation 300x the start, according to our AI analyst.

    Obstacles to continued growth include all words in the English language other than “AI.” Also, after saying “AI” enough, “AI” stops sounding like a word anymore. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AAAAIIIIII. That’s really weird. You know, that’s another advantage of AI presenters. They can say “AI” so many times and just keep going. It doesn’t affect them.

    In the next year, our AI R&D efforts are focused on seeing if more voices saying “AI” at once has a larger impact on stock price. We’ve created an AI chorus to chant “AI” at our next presentation and are very excited to see the results.