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But Google search has gotten so much more interesting these days. Glue in pizza, spaghetti in gasoline sauce, jumping off bridges when feeling depressed.
It would be hilarious if he does get elected from prison. All of his meetings with foreign leaders would need to be by Zoom or equivalent, and that’s if he’s able to get special privileges to do so. If not, he’d have to do it all in a 15 minute phone call once a week like the rest of the prisoners. And he might have to eat Nutraloaf lol.
At least the cost of running Air Force One would go down to zero.
Could these publishers try to set up these court cases to position it in front of the US Supreme Court?
Meanwhile at City Hall:
I know getting funding to tear it down can be difficult but hear me out, why don’t we just take out the “e” in slaves and repurpose the statue to celebrate our local Slavs by putting a track coat on it.
This would cost a lot less money to do since removing a letter is much less labor intensive than removing an entire statue.
(This is known as the Florence Y’all Approach)
Seriously. Elon Musk is power tripping to make all of us say his new branding.
And also an idiot for getting rid of the Twitter name and bird, which most companies would kill for to have that sort of household name recognition.
What if a hacker were to obtain the Master Key Certificate to the entire Internet? How much damage could be caused by that?
She kills puppies. That should be enough to sink her as a political candidate.
Haven’t really assigned a name yet. I only just subscribed to it a few days ago to help me create cover letters to accompany my resume.
Sky is my favorite voice. It’d be a shame if they took it away as her voice is by far the best one of the bunch. It sounds so natural and makes Siri, Cortana, and Alexa seem crude in comparison.
It would have been good if they put in the Amendments, because you know, it’s the Constitution as Amended.
No thanks, I’ll stick with my unpatched IE 6 instead.
The masculine energy of a rather hung dick called “old glory” that cannot be taken except by the most masculine of men who are out in the streets.
Gay butt stuff, obvs.
I propose elevating Bernie beyond his corporal, mortal flesh form. Give him the certainty of steel. Transform his body to Mecha-Bernie complete with dual miniguns and rocket pods.
Make the 1% truly fear his presence.
CEOs are sociopaths.
The least they can do is put googly eyes on it. C’mon, bare minimum effort lol.