Everyone has a hand, but no one wants to use it.

Using that hand to dial a phone to schedule an appointment to get an abortion counts as not wanting to use it? I took responsibility when I paid for the abortion, like a gentleman should.

Don’t forget, he also told people to inject bleach and take dangerous doses of horse dewormer.

10 year old me would be surprised that my predicted death didn’t happen. As a bit of fun one time my cousin, my sister, and I all wrote obituaries for ourselves and I couldn’t imagine living past 35 so that’s when I set my death date. It would be a bit of a shock for him that I’m staring down the big 4-0 (still a bit of a shock for me).

Not me but my dad (a veterinarian who should know better) was bitten by a cat then ignored the wound until it ballooned up. They nearly had to amputate and he nearly died.

If a cat bites you hard enough to make you bleed GO TO THE DOCTOR ASAP! Their mouths are filthy and the bite will get infected

My hype-up song is the song that plays in the fight with Red. Works every time

I’m a big fan of the Kirby’s Dreamland soundtrack, particularly Green Greens and Dedede’s theme

So the third attempt? My binary is rusty.

You can’t take credit when you’re the 11th attempt.

Xena Warrior Princess

You’re underestimating the effect of his father knowing the right people. Yes, there was no “small million-dollar loan” and yes Warren actually hustled quite a bit to capitalize on the advantages given to him by his father, but that doesn’t erase those advantages when talking about his success.

Hard work is not the thing that got him where he is. If it were there are millions of people working multiple who should also be billionaires. Or, better yet, no one should be a billionaire at all and we make it so people don’t have to work multiple jobs to survive, but I digress.

Buffett himself is a nepo-baby. His father was a congressman who’s connections were very helpful when starting out in business and investing.

Sure it isn’t Emerald mine money, but you can’t tell me being the son of a 4-term congressman didn’t give him a leg up.

You’re thinking of a trilobite

Hence “mission accomplished”

You’ve never set foot outside of a city or had any contact with the people who produce your food, have you?

The Machines in our timeline discovered that we would instinctively reject their artificial world if it wasn’t stupid enough.

Was working during the debate, but caught a few seconds of it here and there while delivering.

Trump looked really tired, like he missed his afternoon bump.

Kamala looked like a fighter in her prime.

Just a shallow perspective from someone who tried to avoid the debate as much as possible.

What about us braindead slobs?

/s?

Because I’m pretty sure you just described the capitalist present.

United States Navy Test Frequency Catalog Volume Three

You’ve gotta drop another one for her