Can we leave it that way?

This really my wife’s story, but: Person: “That really bottles my mind!” My Wife: “You mean ‘boggles’ my mind?” Person: “No, its Bottle.” Ooookay.

“Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I’ve ever done, and I’m not gonna get to see it.”

alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage… “To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!”

Hell yeah, classy! Especially if you hit the button on that last up note.