Stop! I can only get so erect!

You didn’t really think those GQP would be reasonable, did you? They won’t stop until the achieve a christofascist state.

They always get paid. They just get a staycation. Can’t go too far since the end date is not known. Shutdowns are wasteful jokes, thanks GQP.

They’ll get paid eventually, they always do. It’s not a vacation, it’s an unscheduled staycation.

His supporters will see this as a feature, not a bug. They like that he’s a creep like them.