Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
“By the way, have you tried Edge? We’ve switched it to be your default browser not just in your operating system, but in Teams and Outlook too! You’re welcome.”
clicks new
“Sorry, I don’t know how to open an email file.”
Sounds pretty on-brand.
If you aren’t using Netscape Navigator, what are you even doing?
“USE EDGE OR WE WILL CUT YOU!”
-Microsoft in 5 years probably
How about Edge!?
I’m a little sad some of those didn’t manage to slip through and make it out of prod lol
That’s way less extreme than I would’ve expected.
IDK about final but Framework has a pretty strong possibility of being my next laptop.
The real tool was META all along!
Meanwhile, the government under Trump had one of these assholes literally in charge of the department of education because corruption is totally OK if you have an R by your name.
Guess I’ll never buy a Roku TV then: Get all the way fucked!
Ah yeah, that’s it!
What does Terrence Howard think 1+1 = ?
This is 100% the fault of shitty advertisers spamming us with literal scams, malware, and spyware.
Look, people will get cancer from the pesticides but just think of the shareholders!
Someone stop this bloodthirsty maniac!
Sorry, I’ve run out of shits to give