The distance light travels when it goes one meter.

I don’t generally begrudge people for being misled, but I can’t concern myself with their plight when all my effort is going to protecting my family from the danger they exposed all of us to.

Twist: the judge used AI to write his sentencing statement. It’s chat bots all the way down.

I figured it was so that when it’s discovered that they’ve been boning other dudes (or kids unfortunately) they can blame TSA scanners or some other shit. Surely it can’t just be that they’re monstrous assholes.

Oh no, I didn’t mean for my pickpocketing scams with hostile service and aggressive touts to mean that I didn’t want to be friends 😢. For sure the US though.

Will he really need customers much longer? I mean it seems like he can just have any government agency replace their fleet with his trash in the name of “efficiency”.

Spoon

Does Snoop Dogg performing for the Trump crypto ball or whatever the shit that was count as selling out?

Sign up for all of the one-month free trials.

I’m afraid what you heard me say is, “a lot of drugs”. What I said is, “all the drugs”.-

When we said “it’s a fucking genocide in Gaza”, they might have misunderstood which word was meant to be emphasized.

I would be down for a national anthem that sounded like a movie trailer. Opens with BWAAAAHMMMMM. Then another. Then narrator in a grisled and wise voice starts in, “We’re not a good country. We’ve done horrible things.” BWAAAAAHMMMMMM!

Agree, but the point of these “jokes” isn’t to be funny. The first objective is to offend and cause harm. The second is to phrase the offense in such a way that the offender has the option to say, “it was just a joke” when confronted by the offended. The guy has far more interest in causing harm to people than making them laugh.

Have kids. I absolutely adore my kids and have no regrets, but also recognize that I’m in a relatively stable situation where having kids doesn’t create other unmanageable challenges for me and my wife. We carefully considered our capacity to have and raise kids. They were not all comfortable conversations. I am glad to have waited to have kids until I was in a good and stable place, and also can no longer imagine what it would have been like to not have these absolutely wonderful little monsters both spoiling and making every moment more magnificent.

Read headline, music immediately started in my head, “if you’re looking for me…”

Thanks, mate. I installed Mint because a couple threads I checked said it was probably the best for people with no experience with Linux. One program I was trying to find a replacement for is a Monte Carlo simulation add-on for MS Excel called SIPMath Modeler tools from probabilitymanagement.org. I just started using LibreOffice as a replacement to Excel, so honestly I haven’t checked out the add-on library yet. I’m not too worried about it yet since I have an older laptop that’s air gapped now and still running Excel 2016 if I absolutely need to run the program.

I’m an accidental Linux adopter this year. I accidentally bricked a relatively new laptop by messing up an MSConfig setting, and since I didn’t have Windows restore discs, I just switched it to a Linux desktop.

I honestly didn’t know what to expect, but the laptop has been running really smooth since then. I didn’t have a huge Steam library to replace, so the only bummer has been one or two Windows/Mac only apps that I haven’t been able to find Linux replacements for yet. Otherwise, 8/10, would brick my laptop again.

You have to get the parry timing just right for that move.

You could try episode 2 of Human Planet from the BBC.

Ability to fold a fitted sheet.