Tesler delivering poor performance on an extremely delayed rollout: 📉

Tesler’s clearly manipulated stock price: 📈

First, they came for the ugly MAGA singer’s hubby; and there was nobody to stop them…

He excels at burning hunks of metal at extremely high temperatures. I thought the Cybertruck was the pinnacle but alas.

Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

Putin’s Russia is without honor.

Financial terrorist and mayonnaise loving inflamed fathead Ken Griffin was all in for fascist and fellow white fatty go-go boot wearn’ Ron Desantis. He didn’t want Trump.

The fist pumping run from trouble yellow belly coward Josh Hawley joins feckless Huckabee Sanders as another Republican bitch ass beggar

I wouldn’t take one even if if was free

Gross

Tesla sucks ass

🎻

One too many mimosas 🥂, Krusty?

Grimace is upset. Oh noes!

Amphetamines are a helluva drug

What could possibly go wrong?

This guy gives off strong “youth counselor” vibes.

Count Fuckula has zero influence anywhere he goes

Pooping his nappy on the fairway

DOGE: “Sounds good to me”

Helping Mexico keep Americans looking for relief, out.