I wouldn’t take one even if if was free

Gross

Tesla sucks ass

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One too many mimosas 🥂, Krusty?

Grimace is upset. Oh noes!

Amphetamines are a helluva drug

What could possibly go wrong?

This guy gives off strong “youth counselor” vibes.

Count Fuckula has zero influence anywhere he goes

Pooping his nappy on the fairway

DOGE: “Sounds good to me”

Helping Mexico keep Americans looking for relief, out.

It’s astonishingly ludicrous what these assholes get away with.

It’s equivalent to plugging a surge protector into itself— eNdLesS pOweR!!!

The jig is up

He’s an ostrich

Jim Halpert: “201 percent?”

Dwight Schrute: “Sure”

Jim: “202 percent?”

Dwight: “I could see that”

Jim: “203 percent? —and that’s just me spitballing…”

Dwight: “That’s a very real possibility”

Jim: “204 percent?”

Dwight: “Yes…”

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Teslas are gross

”I have one of the worst memories of all time”