I’m looking forward to the “Here’s your first look at the rebooted Reddit” articles in 7 years.

I feel like this has been happening for a while, but maybe it’s just that YouTube’s website is shite.

How better to celebrate the 2-year anniversary of Rexit?

What happens to the communities there? Is there a way for them to automatically migrate to another instance?

Hey, maybe Elon Musk should have focused on cutting waste in the HBO corporation.

My initial response: “Haha, no one could possibly eat this onion.”

My reaction after double-checking which community this was in: “…”

Serious question: If I get hit by one of these death machines, who can I (or my next-of-kin) sue? Has that been established in court?

Susan Collins is very concerned.

Do no evil.

Thanks! I’ll have to give that a try.

“Do you want to import your settings from your previous browser?”

“Do you want to make Chrome your default browser?”

“Are you sure?”

FUCK OFF, I’M ONLY USING THIS STUPID PROGRAM BECAUSE MY ASSHOLE UTILITY COMPANY’S WEBSITE DOESN’T WORK WITH FIREFOX

Thoughts and prayers.

This hits me where I live.

Today: “…they will be deleted after Alexa processes your requests.”

Some point in the not-so-distant future: “We are reaching out to let you know that your voice recordings will no longer be deleted. As we continue to expand Alexa’s capabilities, we have decided to no longer support this feature.”

Wouldn’t it have been better for them to wait until cars were fully self-driving? I suspect they were just trend-chasing.

Thank you!

(Though, to be fair, I’m not sure how much they deserve to be thanked for undoing a change that should never have been made in the first place.)

It’s like every company that wasn’t complete shit just suddenly decided to…go to complete shit.

Don’t worry, RFK is here to make everything better!

Coming soon to a Truth Social post near you:

“He the people…”

AMA request: Someone from the 29% of Trump voters who are in FAVOR of Medicaid cuts.