Extremely stable geniuses.

Linux Mint isn’t perfect, but at least it’s not constantly trying to steal my shit or force something on me that I don’t want.

Good. Can every other company please do this too??

I know this has nothing to do with my home computer, but this just further affirms my decision to switch to Linux earlier this year.

“After all, a lot of sensitive data can be accessed via the web browser — including emails, work files, and even banking details — so Google must place a safeguard around Project Jarvis and its future developments to ensure that it doesn’t unnecessarily access your private information.”

Narrator: They did NOT place any safeguards around the project.

Thank goodness for Linux.

Wait until they hear about cell phones.

Mitt Romney says “Hi.”

Guidance counselors. One of them tried to convince my parents that I was on drugs…in 4th grade. Turned out that I had an undiagnosed mental disorder.

Hilarious, and visionary!

And on the third try, you think you accidentally failed to hit the last key, and so you have to start all over again.

The sad thing is that most people won’t even give a damn.

This is why I never bought a domain. Can’t give up on your dreams if you never pursued them in the first place!

Good for them! Hopefully this leads to a stronger labor movement nationwide.

I look forward to the day when my refrigerator stops working because the company went bankrupt, or because their server was down.

I’m fine with language evolving; my issue is that there used to be a word that succinctly conveyed a particular idea, and now there is no way to concisely convey that idea in English.

“Gay” changing its meaning isn’t the same thing, because there are still plenty of ways of saying “happy” in English.

The word “literally” has been forever ruined by people who use it to mean “figuratively.” Worse, there is now literally no way to actually convey the original meaning of the word “literally” in a concise, clear way.

You have to say something like, “A is literally 10 times bigger than B…and I mean that ACTUALLY literally.” And then people will STILL assume that you’re speaking figuratively.

I pity the poor fool who sets up their smart TV instead of just grabbing an HDMI cable and plugging in their computer.

Is it sufficient to set the Enhanced Tracking Protection to “Strict” (which claims to block cross-site cookies in all windows), or is there something else you have to do?

Fuck.