Probably better off simulating the impression without the company name on display.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Would you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?
18·2 days agoI’d need time durations on the size changes… But obviously the size changes.
Other comments indicate you also get heavier, a bath each morning followed by exercise could be interesting with the extra weight.
Also you’d have documentaries made about you. It’s a completely novel behavior… And what happens if you soak just a part of your body… Your penis for instance?
The glowing? Technically you could already do that, genetic scientists have already created glow in the dark pigs, so glowing seems similar. No more hiding in the dark, you’re a beacon now. If a mugger or the cops are chasing you… Oh there you are. Not really helpful like being three times taller and heavier because you had a bath would be.
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Europe@feddit.org•European Council president warns US not to interfere in Europe’s affairsEnglish
23·4 days agoTrump, like all failed dictators, doesn’t like not having power everywhere.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•FIFA gives President Donald Trump a peace prize in a departure from its traditional focus on sportEnglish
3·7 days agoTim Apple gave him a gold phone.
DarkCloud@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Programmers are no longer needed!
21·9 days agoThanks!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Programmers are no longer needed!
41·9 days agoWhich IDEs?
Okay, and I have to shit one out?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Microsoft AI CEO puzzled that people are unimpressed by AIEnglish
13·15 days agoHe’s given the world an ass kissing robot and is surprised the world doesn’t want to reproduce his relationship to the others.
DarkCloud@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Microsoft AI CEO puzzled that people are unimpressed by AIEnglish
291·15 days agoHere’s my explanation: how you treat ChatGPT today, is how people at the top end of silicone valley have ALWAYS treated their assistants, and anyone “below” them.
They’re surprised that you don’t enjoy having the simulation of someone you can hurl abuse at, make demands of, and call an idiot - who has to stick around and take it. The perfect underling.
They’re reproducing their own lack of empathy, and surprised that YOU don’t want to be like them.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why is socialization so hard in the 2020s?
21·18 days agoIt’s something OP reads, they’re totally tapped into GenZ magazine culture.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why is socialization so hard in the 2020s?
32·18 days agoBecause magazines tell you so.
Leftists don’t have to hate leftists. We could learn to celebrate each other.
Meybe dey dum s’all I sayin.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issuesEnglish
313·24 days agoThe Chinese United Front are testing a series of backbone organizations and assets for readiness. The final attack will coincide with major world events and obscure readiness and communications.
This will be done via disconnecting several relates levels of internet functionality so that even their repair measure will still seem unresolved. They will reconfigure and retry, unaware that their problem is solved, it’s the other levels/locations of the internet’s function that are still broken (so can’t be tested against).
This will provide extended cover that could last days or weeks. So far testing of this plan has been going well.
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Europe@feddit.org•Man digging a swimming pool in his garden in France discovers gold worth $800,000English
83·1 month ago-
store thats shit in a bank’s vault, immediately.
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move properties, because that one is gonna be burgled whether the gold is still in the premises or not.
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They like to “pass” and not be “clocked”.
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Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI signs $38 billion compute deal with Amazon, partnering with cloud leader for first timeEnglish
119·1 month agoA cloud storage company shouldn’t need to “compute” anything, it should already know where the data is, or is going.
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Technology@lemmy.world•New Study: At Least 15% of All Reddit Content is Corporate Trolls Trying to Manipulate Public OpinionEnglish
143·1 month agoThat they could detect. The actual number is probably a little higher.


Trump is having trouble with Mearsheimer’s blob.