Fake pictures do not ruin your life… sorry…

Our puritanical / 100% sex culture is the problem, not fake pictures…

They can’t make it better… you can have a relationship with an autocorrect

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That’s interesting… had never seen it put that way before…

It’s almost like telling men that it’s okay to show your feelings is bullshit lol

Less button clicks to just use a free online vpn

This is great

throws hands up At least we tried.

Can you just use a vpn to listen to the radio? I listen to bbc every morning before work, I will not pay though

They had so many cameras on this car, how many laws do you think each average driver breaks every 22 minutes?

It would be interesting if they could figure out why the car chose to do these specific things,

Pal, it’s way beyond bad karma at this point!!!

You will never be forgiven!

Out of all the jobs, the bosses job is the most replaceable

I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that

People watch about 3 hours of television a day. Yes, you have time to play video games.

“And call me daddy!” 👀

Yes I deleted my answer haha brain fart… I did 9-(1+3)

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I hadn’t thought about it that much, but I might put in in the yard with that camper top thing and maybe use it for a backup electricity maybe get a rooftop solar panel I have no idea.

(Edit: I mean a cool solar panel on my house that charges the Tesla truck during the day and using the Tesla to run the washing machine and dryer at night) like a thingee to store power and have a cool camper in the driveway… if I got a new truck for 1k I would do the other stuff lol)

I’ll pay one thousand dollars cold hard cash for a new cybertruck

The details of my life are quite inconsequential, but since you asked…

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

They both seem like assholes to me 🤷‍♂️