A parasite, you say?

He’d just need to have some acrylic flab sculpting armor like Immortan Joe.

Maybe I can help!

It’s goofy as hell. House members and senators can get donations and contributions from people anywhere. I’m sure it could be funneled to circumvent, but I would expect laws that candidates be only allowed to get them from entities and people in their geographic constituencies would at least have some kind of positive effect.

"One of the presidents of a big country stood up and said, 'Well, sir,

Imma stop it right there. It’s always possible that someone, out of a general professional attitude or decorum, used that ‘sir’ wording, but I’ll be damned if I’ve heard Trump use that word in a context that doesn’t sound like he’s just making some bullshit up.

I mean, he pretty much always sounds like he’s making some shit up, but my point stands!

Beeper Mini, I can agree the reason for existing is stupid. Not Beeper as a whole. I greatly like having a one stop shop for all of my messaging platforms. It’s a straight up fucking pain in the ass to have Messages, Messenger, Whatsapp, Discord, Telegram, LinkedIn, and more all having their own specific applications with separate lists of people in them. Gaim/Pidgin/Trillian/Adium had the right idea back in the day and if it isn’t done at an application level like Beeper, then I would really like it done at an OS level where all apps of a communication/chat type have their notifications and interactivity bundled. There’s going to be platform exclusive features that don’t have parity that wouldn’t be able to be part through or presented the same, but communications are such a base level function of these devices and the generally one-application-at-a-time type of display of phones makes the balkanization of communication mediums even more annoying.

I could be wrong but I think at one point the outside sources toggle was just a one time thing and affected all applications.

Well articulated. That’s my exact concern as well.

Well, there existed phones that were kind of what smartphones became. Blackberries and Palms get a lot of the attention as they were what executives used, but there were also PocketPC devices that were usually white label manufactured HTC devices that were branded after carriers or some other company like HP. They generally were much larger screened devices with a few buttons at the bottom. They were resistive touchscreens so using your fingers was pretty meh for responsiveness, and the UI was just not designed in a way that was pleasant to navigate. Picture a shrunk down desktop interface. I’d say the UI was the biggest shakeup that they did in the product category, followed by steadily raising the bar for hardware in a space that often would have cheap plastic components. Don’t get me wrong, I think too much glass and aluminum is actually poorer than something like kevlar especially for dents and dings, but it doesn’t look nearly as sexy.

They’re totally, definitely, absolutely not Jessica!

To hear them tell it, government is the enemy, incompetent, and worse at anything it attempts. Unless they’re in charge and levying it against their opponents, of course.