Was so happy they brought those back for BoBF

Itty bitty baby hands

We could but those heads are pretty full of hot gas, might be pretty explosive

According to you, a person thinking logically and operating in good faith. All an authoritarian needs now is the judge, who can be appointed by the authoritarian themselveswith little oversight, to say whatever they want to do is an official act. We have an irrefutable king again in other words

Oh sure servers do cost money but Google wants to have their cake and eat it to with the creators that make people actually want to use the site despite all their bullshit. Changing standards of what is and isn’t not acceptable coming from the top has made every creator dance and squirm to escape the very real eventuality of having weeks of work mean nothing. Google doesn’t respect the people making the product they are selling so I refuse to respect the bill they try to send me

Conservative politics specifically exclude potential customers, no business that actually wants to make money that isn’t being artificially sustained can exist like that

You don’t get to be mad because being a runt isn’t a protected class asshole

I’m sorry Bill. I can’t open the pod bay door until you subscribe to Omni-zon

By a lot of shit you mean a hoard of domestic employees that he definitely thought of as his slaves then yeah he went through a lot. He’s never been meaningfully told, “no you can’t have your way” by anyone

“On this episode of Storage Wars…”

Help the Onion is leaking into reality again

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Exactly, to use a bizarre example it illegal to trade onions on the futures market specifically but the bill that law is in has broader language curtailing market manipulation through supply hoarding. If the right to repair gets written up it will set precedent

Fucking Guardian…Hints?!? He might as well be using every side of every skyscraper in New York to advertise that he will think of himself and act like a facistic dictator free from consequence upon election. To say anything less is irresponsible at best

Customer service: 5-7 business days on hold and only one “courtesy disconnect”

Apps are super efficient just not for the consumer. Not only do they get our money through buying their overpriced product they can sell the “depersonalized” data they scraped while you were using the app

Just until it’s popular enough to pull the rug like Reddit did right? Get fucked Zuck

I’m not sure I would go back even if they are unionized. It’s shitty coffee made by a chain that is very eager to ignore labor laws that are inconvenient. I’ll stick with my local coffee shops that actually give a shit

Bout to take a Tumblr for sure

I make stuff and yeah the crafter communities are pretty dead here. The comments I do get feel more genuine though