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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • My dad’s and I both occasional partake in a specific ritual that goes as follows:

    1. Crack open an ice cold Coke Zero (also works with coke. And probably other colas).

    Take a few sips while you either pull fresh from the garden or out of the fridge:

    1. Radishes

    Wash them up. You can slice, quarter or leave whole.

    Get snacking.

    Enjoy your fresh, slightly spicy (or really spicy depending!) radishes with your cold bubbly coke.

    1. Wait.

    2. Burp

    3. Transcend this mortal plane, bask in the glory of the radish and coke burps that follow.

    Fin













  • “Elbows up” is a saying/slang/expression in hockey to mean “get ready to fight” (hockey basically allows guys to throw fists between plays for some reason). It is currently being used in political ads and other pro Canada ads in reference to the current trade war.

    I was riffing off this, since (as a headline) this is just Canada rolling over for cry baby Trump. It’s not elbows up. It’s daddy Trump telling Carney off like a toddler and Carney cowering. “Elbows off the table!”