Sounds like the beginning of a proper Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Actually having something telling me Don’t Panic is big friendly letters would help my mental health…

Talos… are you running kubernetes for your laptop you mad lad? Also, not aware that the coreboot is ready yet for any of the non-chromebook machines. (Edit: meant coreboot for Framework laptops)

Digg Gold you say… 🤔

Haha, I guess it should be just famous, huh?

I wonder if they have been a user since 1991. If so that’s pretty impressive. Given that would be the same year Linus send his infamous newsgroup email announcing his work to port Minix.