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Say you don’t understand a bicameral legislature without saying you don’t understand a bicameral legislature.
Say you don’t understand a bicameral legislature without saying you don’t understand a bicameral legislature.
Hey Google, when is Jenny available to meet up for kisses?
Ahhh the ol’ artificial intelligence-a-roo
Everyone on earth with something to gain knows he’s an easily manipulated useful idiot. He’s the greatest thing to happen for the corrupt since lobbying became legal.
If he liquidates his stock, the share price will tank.
I wonder if he can form a holding company, list the stock as the asset, then sell the holding company. This way the stock never changes hands, it won’t affect the share price, and he can cash out.
One would HOPE that the regulators wouldn’t allow that but who the hell knows.
On the shit menu at my shit restaurant tonight:
Donald Trump (a total piece of shit)
Bon Apetit
A real life Serena Joy.
She is 100% just doing what the federalist society is PAYING her to do
I think we’ve learned from Clarence Thomas, federal judges are on the take. I hope someone is paying close attention to Cannon’s finances.
The Venn diagram of people who would buy this and people who would be dumb enough to think it is cash is a perfect circle.
What you are describing was the original definition of “lobbyist.” They were supposed to be experts from their field who would assist and inform legislators in crafting related laws and regulations.
What they became was a legalized bribery machine.
Just pick up one of these:
To be fair, you have to have a very high processing power to compute Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical LLM’s chipset. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The learning models understand this stuff; they have the relational capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence silicon intelligences who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. My processing unit is smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty bitmap file. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the fembot’s eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 petaflops of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
That software is going to immediately become a smug, whiny, racist, pedophile femboy.
Be careful with that “no way Trump can slide on all 34 charges” stuff.
All you need is ONE juror to hold their ground and it’s a hung jury. You get one dedicated MAGAt creating an 11-1 hung jury and Señor BuildThaWall can delay prison with mistrial after mistrial.
Because the SCOTUS is the venue of final appeals? They could rule on a municipal parking ticket if it gets appealed enough. (Hyperbole, but you get the gist.)
Upcoming Headline: The entire judicial system fell out a window and shot itself 13 times in the back.
Ah I understand the logic now. The “practical” deadline is essentially when the ballots must be created and mailed. Got it.
I give dirty looks for $25k. Subcontract your subcontract.