It’s not a joke, they’re already detaining tourists

Add instant potatoes until it gets to the desired thickness and add ground beef and cheese.
In college we called it “poverty slop”

I hate this timeline but it’s absolutely beautiful to me that Trump is going to send Alex Jones and Joe Rogan to concentration camps

It’s probably set up by the utility company to monitor either electric or water usage.

Files: always a list. Photos: preferably a grid

His ego won’t let him do that.
If he’s not the center of attention for more than a few days he does something stupid or outrageous to get the cameras pointing at him again.
This is just the latest example of that. Everyone’s been talking about Hegseth and the Pope so it’s the perfect time for him to play “victim” and talk about how the “evil left” is making him feel bad with their words.

Honestly I prefer it to Reddit because it’s smaller and more civil.
But I won’t lie, I’ve quit Lemmy for a few days when there’s a huge news story.
I’ll go over there because there’s more engagement and updates seem to happen more frequently.
But in general I prefer it here, and I’m happy most of the people stay over there, I don’t want most of them here anyway.

There’s no such thing as a “vaccine skeptic”.
Skeptic implies that they could have their opinion swayed if presented with evidence. The fact that they’re still “skeptical” despite literal mountains of evidence shows that they only call themselves “skeptics” because it makes them sound reasonable, when in reality if they could have been swayed by reason they would have changed their minds a long time ago.

Apparently he died last fall fighting for Ukraine

The old testament in Christianity is just the Torah of the Jewish faith.
With the Mormons they’ve added a 3rd testament they call the book of Mormon.
I’d argue they’re just as separated from Christians as Christians are from Jews.

Mormons too

Conservatives seem to think all contrails are “chemtrails”
Florida’s tourist economy is going to collapse when no one can fly there unless they’re in a prop plane.
I’m happy for them though, they’ve really earned it.

This should have ended in Butler

A human centipede but made of weasels

It’s been a whole series since long before AI. There was a gallery of them somewhere, the girls end up together at the end of the album.

Donald Openly Gargles Erections

Every time I have taken a job that I hated and told myself that I would only stay for a few months, I ended up trapped in it for years.
Sometimes it’s not viable to wait for something that you like though, bills need paid and mouths need fed.

Maybe they’re suggesting that Bigfoot is homeless, which is no way to treat the state cryptid.

Chase routinely flags my phone bill that I’ve been paying to the same company for 5+ years as “potentially fraudulent” and doesn’t allow the purchase to go through.
However, they didn’t flag a $900 purchase on Chipotle gift cards on the other side of the country as potentially fraudulent and I had to file with them and wait for them to complete an investigation.

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