I don’t have any piss, only diarrhea, is that okay?
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Ceruleum@lemmy.wtfto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ancient IBM wisdom (from 1979) that the bosses just straight up promptly forgot
2·13 days agoCylons hate this little trick.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID crashes in MississippiEnglish
31·14 days agoThat are three fresh epidemics for the price of one.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If the meaning of life had a color(s), what would it be?
2·18 days agoYeah, it’s complicated.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If the meaning of life had a color(s), what would it be?
71·18 days agoMiddle Grey.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Snoop Dogg is no longer scared of queer people in children's mediaEnglish
13·26 days agoAnd then he grabbed him by the pussy.
And then the phone exploded.
With your mouth.
Hello new!
Dry paper hates this little trick.
Neat, the solution doesn’t require any dependencies.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Who would win in a battle to the death, a lion or a knight in full armor?
1·2 months agoThat only works underwater tho!
The Latin meaning of the color ultramarine is “over the sea” Also, they once made a pigment called mummy, which was literally made out of finely grinded mummy.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•White House Insists Stephen Miller Does Not Play with DollsEnglish
18·2 months ago“It’s called action figures”
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Stick Enthusiasts@sh.itjust.works•Just to prove, that people will argue about anything: This is a stick.
1·2 months agoI can see the rainbow!




Trump?