You kids are so quirky! Wanting to live with 5 roommates in a 3 bedroom apartment so weird!

Not only that, it’s the only pain medicine pregnant women can have, everything else is already deemed dangerous. This is just another step in their quest to control women’s bodies entirely.

“Look the other way! That immigrant wants to steal your pennies!”, exclaimed the dragon brooding on his mountain-like hoard of the People’s gold.

If Netherlands was a US state it would be ranked 42/50 in area. We have zero-population zones larger than your whole country. Our government refused to spend taxpayer money properly on telecom infrastructure since the 1990s so some of us are stuck here with Pony Express internet, it’s awful.

Oh and now our corrupt gov wants to eliminate “wasteful” fiber in exchange for Musk becoming a trillionaire with Starlink. Lovely.

Would you rather cum from a bunch of toys for $3K total or one $3K sex toy that should in theory be mind blowing?

Yeah anyone know which document this is referring to?

Remember you can download all of Wikipedia in your language and safely store it on a drive buried in your backyard, for after they rewrite history and eliminate freedom of speech.

Woke - It means "the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them” - Ryan Newman (Gov Rhonda Sandtits counsel)

Yeah well my first computer typed in cuneiform so get off my lawn you kids

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Can we solve nuclear fusion first? Before we have rolling blackouts across the world so computers can draw fingers better

5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

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Does lemmy have punchablefaces yet?

Mostly we just shitpost at each other, but every once in a while we’ve been known to have intelligent conversation.

Slava Ukraini

We will celebrate his death day.

Fair game to collect life insurance on miscarriages now right? My wife has one every month or so, and why yes, I am the beneficiary.

Oh no the thing I voted for is happening

“The video footage of the Ulvade TX shooting has been edited to remove the children’s screams.”

I think the French will be fine, lucky fuckers.