Conservatives are the biggest snowflakes, afraid of everything. They are like those little yappy dogs that bark at everything

Out of the two of these people only one is actually a billionaire :)

That’s gotta chap his orange ass

There is no damn way Trump doesn’t have blackmail on all these people

Hey man, that’s damn hurtful

OH MY GOD! Mario was right! There’s turtles In the pipes!

Thoughts and prayers!

The only good thing about Florida is eventually climate change will destroy it

And apparently the kids feet are in the right place too!

These rap song names are getting so obscure

And if they have trouble surfacing they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps

I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away