My cats walked up on my front porch and decided they were mine.

Pretty much the same for my SO lmao

Not OP but I can fully accept I’m a roving idiot ¯\(ツ)/¯

I was raised in Northern US. My ancestry mainly comes from the Mediterranean. I don’t understand why they moved there, because I was a shell of myself for like 6 months of the year.

I moved to a warmer climate and still can’t function until it hits like 65°F/19°C with sunlight. I can do as low as 70°F/21°C with overcast and rain.

I also can’t do dry air. I need humidity or my asthma flares up bad. My favorite days are 85°F/29°C+ with overcast drizzle or sunshine and minimal breeze. I can finally breathe and my body stops hurting.

AI Agent = LLM, or fancy autocorrect chatbot

Lands PRs = is successful with pull requests: successfully gets generated code added to software projects.

OSS Projects: Open Source Software. Software that has its code publicly available.

Targets Maintainers: seeks out humans who write and regularly update the original code

Via Cold Outreach: relentlessly spams without prior network connections. Basically plays a digital door-to-door sales technique, using a numbers game of 100 “no”s to 1 “yes.”

Quick translate: Slop bot harasses human programmers into allowing poorly generated/formatted code into important software projects.

“Bond Villain” implies some semblance of style.

He’s a bitch-made, weenie-hut-junior level genocidal loser who hides behind his money to chase an immortality fantasy. It’s pathetic.

Normal, decent people who are secure in their identities don’t feel the need to domineer over others, let alone large swathes of the planet and human population.

Fearing these types fulfills their egos. It’s time to start (metaphorically) spitting on them and getting in the mindset for action and change, instead of sitting in amorphous paralysis.

Why should I worried about what seemed like novel mocap-type technology when I live in a surveillance state dystopian hellscape where roves of masked racist invaders are ripping my neighbors off the street, and the tech companies here are gleefully enabling and profiting off it?

Completely irrelevant but I hear that in Bender’s voice every time

Good on those parents for advocating for their kids’ wishes!

When even the students are stressed and overwhelmed by the enshittification, that should be a glaring sign that something has to change. Humans need a break from the always-on, endless stream of digital information, especially that young.

Chekhov’s chainsaw clown not having any follow through is killing me

Probably because they’re loaded with everything-resistant diseases.

Dismember them and toss them into the deepest parts of the ocean though, for sure

It’s yet to have multiple instances but loops.video seems to be a good short-form video content space

It isn’t “fuck the [imperialist/authoritarian nation] government and its enforcers” for most people?

Personally, grapes or chips and sour cream. Chicken salad in a bowl if I’m really hungry.

Chia seed pudding is delicious though and always a good bet.

I just toss stuff in a calculator and use both when necessary.

I measure in grams for dry and ounces for wet ingredients when baking.

I’ll include Celsius and Fahrenheit in weather conversations.

Cm or inches depending on what suits the crafting project better. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

The way I was taught was to place down a paper towel, then crack the side of the egg against the flat surface and roll the egg back-and-forth to mush the shell into much smaller pieces.

Should make it easier to peel bit by bit instead of pulling away large chunks that can cut into the egg “flesh.”

Edit: the paper towel was to make it easier to clean up the shell bits afterwards

I love this little artist with my whole soul and refuse to be mean to them 💔

They already have no legitimacy in the US, fuck business do they have going to another country?

Nono it’s okay it just gives you more time to be cute ☺️

When I lived in a bigger city, I occasionally fed the local pigeons (birdseed and nuts, not bread or anything). Sometimes a couple of them would stand in my lap. Does that count?

Little bird feet/presence can be surprisingly warm on a cold morning, and pigeons are quite cute up close, imo.

Cutting my hair short (like masc).

Folks insisted “but [my] hair is so nice”, “what if you regret it?” And “but you won’t be able to tie it back.”

I finally feel like me. I’m almost mad at myself for not doing it like ten years ago. I’m so genuinely happy over a friggin haircut. It’s wild.