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He was making Eric go back to college for a law degree but Eric went to Disneyland instead and blew the tuition on Dole whips
He was making Eric go back to college for a law degree but Eric went to Disneyland instead and blew the tuition on Dole whips
There’s always money in the banana stand. Eric needs a break from running it anyways.
There’s nothing wrong with sucking cock, but there is lots wrong with being a conservative
Capitalists are only loyal to a big pile of money.
More Republican death panels
Pizza party this Friday is cancelled :(
The future Apple wants us to have:
footure
What are they going to do when he dies? Jump off a really high cliff into a rocky coastline?
There’s more info than that. They actually drove him to the bank like gangsters, waiting for him to withdraw the money. They seemed reluctant to get another credit card machine and wasted a bunch of time trying to get cash. Oh and that watch was his personal property he was auctioning off for charity so it’s not like he was trying to sell it to buy some supplements. The Germans really came off as buffoons with this one. It’s not like he wasn’t good for it or couldn’t be trusted.
I’m beginning to think I have nothing in common with this Jamie guy. Does he even shop at Meijers like I do?
The enemy of my enemy cuts the hair of this other enemy and they have brunch with the first enemy… is everyone my enemy?
Don’t be black in america or you’re going to have a bad time
But all they have to do is buy a house. Why don’t the homeless ask their daddy to buy them one like Elon did?
I am so for this. I would love for immigrants to come into my area and open businesses in all the empty storefronts and do all the hard work in restoring a lost economy. I don’t know what conservatives are trying to protect? The long picked over bones of the 50s?
They probably all went to Old Hampshire by mistake
A no holds barred Yu-Gi-Oh match. Winner becomes president, loser cleans the white house bathrooms for the next 4 years.
Today I will blame Chris Evans and Aubrey Plaza for my sore triceps. Now who do I blame for me eating M&M’s for breakfast?
They are brainwashed. I got a cold for the 2nd time this season. My dad: well you shouldn’t have gotten the flu shot. My response in front of the whole family: I thought you didn’t go to college let alone medical school. How did you have the time with all the television you watch?
One side is actively making lists of LGBTQ+ people
The other helped give them equal rights.
Both sides are not the same and she should know better.