It’s that horseshoe again.

Far left and far right, hand in hand, both reminiscing for a 1950s that never existed. One in Russia and one in America.

You wouldn’t need infinite time if you had infinite monkeys.

An infinite number of them would produce it on the very first try!

Street Fighter.

It’s rubbish. Terrible script. Half the cast can’t act.

But then Raul Julia basically saves the whole thing by turning it into a pantomime. He knows he’s in a shit movie. He’s literally dying. But he’s going to have fun and so are you.

I like the idea that they’ve got billions of dollars, but will have to live in a windowless bunker eating beans.

Sure, but chances are if that’s your use case, you moved to a tablet years ago. Your photo storage is likely Facebook and Google Photos backup.

The casual people doggedly hanging onto PCs likely have some obscure software they need to run on it, either for work or personal use.

As long as the browsers keep getting patches we’re all good.

AND runs all windows programs right out of the box with no faffing about.

I thought that was their biggest way of gathering evidence

Grand Theft Auto 3.

You had to be there to see how absolutely groundbreaking that was at the time. Gaming had suddenly grown up.

It was like all the obvious limits in other games all just got pulled away at once. Explore a full city in 3D, drive around, shoot people, steal a tank.

And the sequel only improved on it, but I’ve honestly never been so awed by a game before or since. It’s like they were the first dev to finally figure out what the PS2 hardware was for. Everything before just felt like a slightly nicer version of what had come before. This was new.

He did dress as a cop. The clues were there.

He didn’t even pay his lawyers, and he actually needs those.

Realistically anybody who can take control of a country is a bit of a ruthless cunt, and ones that take over in an armed uprising especially so.

It’s not a massive shock that some of them don’t want to give up the crown once they’ve got it.

Even in so called democracies, we basically get to choose our “king” from a heavily vetted list. It ain’t going to be people like me and you rising to the top.

A lot of it will have been because half the game optimisation code was often inside the drivers.

So Intel devs may not know what they were doing, but game devs are often worse.

How is compatibility with older games now?

Because I’m not buying a GPU unless it works with everything.

I think there’s now a generation gap between kids today and people who were routinely sent to tubgirl and goatse during the internet’s formal years.

If your URL is fucky, it’s a scam. If you clicked one, they’ll send you more.

Especially one just a small naval visit from China.

Hey man, they just renamed their newest chips to have a completely different confusing naming scheme! What more innovation do you want?

Well it’s cheaper, so I’m not sure it’s going for “better”.

You speak for yourself. As an Englishman I get 5% water resistance and +2 charisma when dealing with non-Europeans.

Homeless and “actually sleeps on the streets” are different things.