Peter, if your last name is Phile

…yet

Maybe we can also have them drive themselves and link them up for more efficiency also have them as a service so not everyone has to own their own and we can reduce overhead on servicing and infrastructure and … trains.

No

Wtf I thought no way this was Real

Liberate tu temet ex infernis

You’re a big guy

Go ask your mother

Hi evil, I’m dad

Fuck you

“Clever Retort”, Birch, 2025, Digital Text on Digital Background

8

He can be awarded one posthum if he does the funniest thing for world peace

“Ahh, fresh meat!”

Taters

Hold up now! I’ll have you know in some parts of the country women couldn’t vote until the 90s! Also unmarried cohabitation was illegal in some cantons until the 80s and paternity leave as a concept only exists in Switzerland since the 00s.

Renew! Renew!

After gerting a full cavity search:

huhuh, did I just score?

Limit new cars by 2026, there, fixed it.

Dunno, why learn to read, everything is already on the internet

Hypercrack: combine equal parts pineapple juice and coconut milk and rum, shake and serve over ice with a squish of lime and some simple syrup to taste