

Dunno, why learn to read, everything is already on the internet
Dunno, why learn to read, everything is already on the internet
Hypercrack: combine equal parts pineapple juice and coconut milk and rum, shake and serve over ice with a squish of lime and some simple syrup to taste
It’s more likely than you think!
This is either a grift or some really clever performance art
That’s what you get for being such a Will
Stephen Hawking was the only person I’d have used this offer for, now I really can’t think of anyone. Brian Cox maybe?
I’d settle for a non-shy bladder (a social bladder? An extroverted bladder?)
Can confirm, got long fingers, can reach the bottom of most jars.
There ought to be a sub for that.
And no I’m not gonna be the change I want to see in the world, for the benefit of everyone involved.
Yugi Oh The Abridged Series
Yes, but is it instant death, like a plane crash, because the FAA got defunded, or a slow excruciating death because your Healthcare was cut? Or by dehydration in some internment camp because you liked a tweet by AOC?
The deadliest kind of death
Open door, giraffe goes out, mammoth goes in, close door
Well have a nap
He’ll be dead soon enough, lookatim!
Gulf of America, don’t catch you shippin now, look where I’m fishin now, potus be trippin yo (woo), gulf of america
Limit new cars by 2026, there, fixed it.