The Assman

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

Damn, he never learned how to have sex :(

For me it was the body book at the book fair. I learned what the outside and the inside of a boob looked like that day.

You literally can. It’s a setting.

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

Neither can the future martian colonists

Early reports indicate everybody was kung fu fighting

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

A team of military monitors

This isn’t the place to ask. Go figure out if your industry cares about these certifications. I am a software engineer certified in nothing and I’ve never been asked about them. Pretty sure it’s the opposite for IT/infrastructure type roles, but again, you’re just gonna get anecdotes here and not really accurate information.

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

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We switched from Kroger to a couple of international groceries. It’s hit and miss quality wise, but this way I’m only supporting at most a handful of greedy shitbags.

You guys need to fire your script writer

They let criminals out of jail and send them to the meat grinder

I don’t see how this is any different than a strawman political cartoon. It’s a misleading image created to ratchet up people’s emotions. Like it’s bad, but is it a new kind of bad? I’m not so sure.

Guh huh look at me in the rapist hat. What a gesture

Why would they want to solve an issue that causes you to need a new product from them