But it’s all in poetry, unfortunately.

Kids should go to the Internet with the penguins and let the grown ups do shady stuff in peace.

I think someone once ran it on a dead raccoon.

What I see recommended nowadays is indeed mint, various Ubuntu variations, arch (always, although a lot of the time in jest), Nix fairly regularly, and as for the classics: SuSE and Fedora, they’re rarely mentioned.

And windows users are well known for their mastery of esoteric programming languages. Such as… um… ah… batch files, which, well, some of them can write. If they’re not more than four or five lines.
But that counts, right?

Are you new around here?

Is your egg too expensive?
Look no further. Our egg is much smoother and can be worn with most garments.

EggEgg. For your egg.

“This shouldn’t happen”

Yes, but not really. It can be convenient. Just remember it takes more space so provision accordingly for /.

Sorry, I run KDE.

Hey!

Dead is more of a legal than a biological definition nowadays. There’s definitely some leeway.

I’m not sure if you’re completely up to date on this whole Unicode thing.

Feel free to encode it whichever way suits you best.

This is fine.

That’s normal, you should just use Unicode in that case.

Our dystopia somehow manages to both be one of the most boring and the most destructive. Figures.

No but I still think a lot of people will buy local first and European second before even entertaining the idea of buying some foreign muck (let alone something from the US). Unless it’s the only source.

I’ve done my share of training too. Some people just want recipes. They have no interest in knowing why they’re doing something.

Well, if you’re expecting users to read…