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A little from column A, a little from column B…
A little from column A, a little from column B…
Most likely he’ll gain momentum from the 5th floor to the ground, unfortunately
You can be against an immediate global threat without being against better conditions for your country. One does not exclude the other. Nuance and priority.
Just because the dude wants to rule as God on earth doesn’t mean you can’t have a nuanced, neutral view on him! /s
Ah yes, Google and games. Why does this feels so familiar?
The clouds are hungry for your digital flesh and bones
I’d have to go to a telecom store to do that in person, which I don’t really have an issue with, except that it may take a whole afternoon on a queue waiting for my turn.
Anyway, I rarely use mobile internet and when I do, it’s mostly for text messages, so I don’t feel a pressing need to upgrade.
I have a very, very old SIM card. It’s from the 3G era, which means I miss out on my phone’s 5G capabilities. However, when I went to buy a new card I found out you’re required to take a selfie and send to the telecom company alongside your ID and email, which is creepy enough to keep me using my 3G SIM…
Haha nice try Onion!
This is an Onion article right? Right???
Armageddon is like a healthy diet plan; don’t worry, it’s totally starting next Monday!
Silly you! Don’t you know the hurricanes are a sign that God is angry at the gays? /s
Is PonyOS a Linux distribution?
No! PonyOS uses its own kernel, built from scratch.
I both fear and admire this level of dedication
I can give you a discount if you buy an aircraft carrier too!
Would you be interested in buying an airport?
Trump is openly talking about instating fascism in the US. If he’s elected he’ll be a puppet king under Putin’s command.