But muh profit.

What can I say. More time to poop on company time.

What? How would this change anything in that scenario? You’re still doing a video call if you want to talk to them.

And in an unlikely turn of fate, the backup office burned down too.

Would you kindly come join us?

I couldn’t care less.

Given your name, I think it’s for the best.

I was initially upset, then I realized that was the point. Good job sir. You got me.

In true internet fashion, please go fornicate with yourself.

Sry, who dis?

I’m going to argue that it’s very unlikely any of those people are friends or colleagues. It didn’t ask if you recommend Windows on social media or forums.

Ligma’s cousin

Needs more RGB.

This is not a good meme. No one is reading a wall of text.

Honestly, IDK. My company is moving their office slightly further away from me. This will add much more commute time because of the location though. I’m already looking for a new job but if I don’t find one by then I’m certainly not going in. We worked 100% remote for over 3 years. I’ll find out what the consequences are.

My situation will be a bit different though since the office location is moving. Seems unreasonable that they’d be able to deny unemployment because of that.

Like that guarantees quality.

They are quite well seasoned. But it’s also worth noting they are developers as well because the job usually has you debugging things or writing code that needs to be run for the specific customer. Not a large amount of code, but just things that end up being specific to a customer.

And if they have to come to a developer that actually works on the product, it’s usually a pain to try and figure out what is going on. Thankfully, this is very uncommon.

At least where I work, the developers who actually wrote the code would probably never see it. We have service staff that deal with an initial problems reported from customers. They’d likely figure out someone actually entered those values.

Depends on the place. Her house? Yea, that’s a lot more sad. Arcade, skatepark, etc? You’re good.

Probably realized we’d kill ourselves out soon enough and decided it wasn’t with the effort to speed it up.