I can’t not read this in Ron Swanson’s voice.

“It’s not as magic as it sounds”, he says as my eyes gloss over on the first sentence.

Nobody gives a shit, you’re not doing enough to punish trump for his obvious, literally filmed and recorded crimes.

This is the equivalent of the cops celebrating after bearing peaceful college protesters while pissing their pants and freezing while the uvalde kids were slaughtered and psychologically tortured.

You’re focusing on the non victory and ignoring the failures. Cowards.

There’s always jail.

… or absolute morons

The fact that there was even a hearing on this is a ‘win’ for that orange fuck head.

I’m old. Is there some other IRA that isn’t Irish?

Mission accomplished!!