Baby, you got a stew goin’

True. But whether his actions were inspired by real events or purely fictional the character demonstrates the tendency of people to venerate the righteous outlaw.

Perfection…

You know I’m something of a sysadmin myself

Attend the 1934 Nuremberg rally.

Not keen on the politics of it obviously but you can’t deny the nazis knew how to put on one hell of a spectacle.

But can you still order it online?

But the URL would drop people straight into what they’d be able to quickly realise was a social feed. Yea a lot probably wouldn’t then use it but a percentage probably would.

I’d imagine that video of the German politician licking a toilet had a more positive impact

Round trip that can make changes? Probably a few hundred or even thousand years ago, so I could give them modern technology, information about climate change, try to educate people on social issues, etc

What tech would you take back if you could though?

I had a nightmare that a video of me accidentally bumping into a woman and knocking her out of her wheelchair went viral, turning me into a social pariah. I lost my job, my family abandoned me and I got hounded by people everywhere I went. It was one of the few times I remembered a dream very vividly and was genuinely releived when I woke up and realised it wasn’t real. Don’t know where the hell that came from.

Not from a bar but I got drunk as a teenager and brought a pair of skis I found back to my Mum’s house. My old room was used as a store room when I moved out and they were in there for like 15 years. I helped clear it out, asked where the hell these skis came from and was reminded of the drunken find I’d totally forgotten.

Indeed, the other items were in the car, along with the bag.

When officers… searched the car and discovered cash, a loaded revolver, scales — and a bag that had “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” printed on it, with drugs inside…

The true crime was the lie

Ah, you beat me to it!

Yea I didn’t think about that but if someone said to an AI powered robot “Hey, can you shred my reports?” as they leave work they could easily come back in the morning to it tearing their junior staff into strips like “Morning boss, almost done”.

That first one reminds me of a part of HHGTTG where I think Ford starts counting in front of a computer to intimidate it because its like walking up to a human and chanting “blood, blood, blood”.

I don’t need a ho

I’ll happily knead that dough

I’ll let her put it in the oven

Before we get to lovin’

Not all of the guys.

I don’t care about tiddy size.

I just want a goth girlfriend who makes pies.

It’s the perfect crime, I’ll be unable to post about it on Lemmy.

My first thought too.

I saw this video recently of an extra final verse to the theme tune, blew my mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8bpg4C9VDw