I keep the new, unopened milk in the back of the main part of the fridge until it’s called to action for door duty

This is an interesting nuance. I find most children annoying, and I don’t want any of my own, but the love I have for my niece and nephew is bigger than I ever could have imagined.

I guess there’s always room for exceptions.

I’m guessing it’s a tattoo. A tattoo of a bra

Solid choices

What were yours?

Simpsons and In Living Color (I was a latchkey kid)

I’m sure he appreciated that you stuck by him, even if there was nothing you could have done ❤️

I go through phases. Right now is sauv blanc and parmesan. Over the summer is was rose and goat

Exactly this.

There isn’t a regulatory body that’s browsing websites to ensure compliance. It’s up to regular users to file complaints.

Thank you for your service

Yeah, I mean “live through” as in “witness”, sure… Lots of things come to mind.

But as awful as things are now, at least I have memes and seatbelts.

I used to joke that I would cheat on my diet by sniffing freshly baked pastries… Say it ain’t actually so!

Also upload your banking information, but not for financial advice

Steamed hams! They’re steamed hams!!

Age

Wait… at the same time? Go on…

Superb punchline. 10/10

Hiyoooooo

Thank you so much ❤️

I love fermented veggies! I never thought to make them at home. What’s the process like?

Wise guy