• ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    Does Mike Johnson use blush to make his cheeks rosier? Why does he always look like an old ventriloquist’s dummy or a little dough boy or something? I can’t quite put my finger on it.

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      10 months ago

      Dude probably whips himself every night to atone for sins, so I wouldn’t be surprised by anything weird he does.

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      10 months ago

      He’s just really, really horny because he has to work in a situation that has hum surrounded by old white men. And that’s perfectly fine, he should embrace it, no matter what his imaginary friend says.