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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Man Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the Moon

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Man Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the Moon

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned to

Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

NASA intern stole $21M of lunar samples in order to have ‘sex on the moon’

He promised her the Moon — and meant it.

cross-posted from: https://endlesstalk.org/post/93152950

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that had to hurt.

moon rocks be made of razors yo.

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