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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Too real

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Too real

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    This hugely reminds me of the person that saved $500k only to get a $30 gift voucher…

    It’s a wild read, they’re gifted with words (and vitriol?) https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-accidentally-saved-half-a-million-dollars/

    Follow up: https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/tech-management-has-bestowed-glory-upon-me/

    Not sure how one tags users, but ludicity / https://mastodon.sprawl.club/@ludicity

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      A friend works in a supermarket. He responded when told there was a fire in the carpark and led the effort to suppress the fire and protect the cars

      He got $200 in store credit for his effort

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        Definitely not worth inhaling the fumes for

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      @lucidity@mastodon.sprawl.club care to comment?

      (Not sure if they’ll see this – Lemmy/Mastodon integration is spotty but does seem to work)

      Also – is this really the working world I’m about to enter when I finish my computer science degree? Is this what I have to look forward to? Please God say no

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        Should be @ludicity@mastodon.sprawl.club

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        Well, there’s a lot of organisational stupidity, but usually you can find a good team and/or manager and focus on your sphere of influence

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      I’m burnt out just by reading this beautifully written pile of garbage. Jesus fuck, what a dumpster fire. Thank you so much.

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