• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    30 days ago

    In the future the machine will know what to do. Ome day you’ll be properly invested in the future of your particular company just turning that one knob when the screen blinks you into activity. Next thing you know, it will pull off your pants 👖😏, and you’ll be dragged… kindly at moderate G forces to a romantic cavern in all sorts of pretty colors but really dark. You’ll feel your genitalia either get plugged or get plugged into several times but less than 10. A little pinch followed by the usual ecstacy and bliss for 4 seconds. blah blah, a warm water stream bidet cleans you up and you’re back at the office with pants and all. It will be super efficient and you don’t have to worry about who pays for what. Just keep turning the knob when the screen tells you to and all will be fine. Oh and Dave? If you got anything to say to Dave, you better get it off your chest now, he’s hitting 50, do you see anyone else ever hitting 50? Didn’t think so. He retires tomorrow. Oh that was yesterday, he’s already made into tir…you know whatever people who are 50 do and then you never hear from them ever again.