Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has denied allegations made in a new Vanity Fair report that he had previously eaten a dog while sidestepping accusations of sexual assault levied by a former nanny in the magazine, saying, “I’m not a church boy.”
When a brain wormed, dog eating, sexual assaulter isn’t even the worst candidate in the election your know you’re in America baby.
Cries in Venezuelan.
its like the aliens have spliced together every shitty story plot we have ever broadcast on television and are now playing it back for us in our heads.
what. the. actual. fuck.