DeSantis gets home from work everyday… looks down at the six inch insoles in his stripper boots as he takes them off… sighs… realizes he had a decent chance to be trumps running mate if he hadn’t fucked it up by running against him in the primary… sighs… realizes he’s term locked and he has no future in politics unless he carpetbags to a different state… looks at himself in the mirror… sighs… smiles at his wife as she prepares to go out on a date with her new boyfriend…