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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前

Like getting 9 women pregnant and expecting a baby in 1 month

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Like getting 9 women pregnant and expecting a baby in 1 month

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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前
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  • MrOxiMoron@lemmy.world
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    Quality, Speed, Cost. Pick two.

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      Also, you can’t just dump a bunch of money and get instant quality and speed.

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      Shit dude you barely get one nowadays with contractors.

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      Cost is the only one you can change quickly.

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